Swine flu. Run for my life!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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