found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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