was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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