Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They are going to name an STD after you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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