Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
