matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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