How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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