Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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