Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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