they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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