oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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