did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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