i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Can vaginas get frostbite?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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