if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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