i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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