i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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