I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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