So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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