true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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