You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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