Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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