Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
He did a backflip because drugs
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