i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Girls should come with a carfax report
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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