your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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