I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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