Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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