I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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