My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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