My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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