i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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