everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
