hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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