The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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