Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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