we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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