O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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