i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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