Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
