i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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