whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i think im in europe. pls send help
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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