Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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