Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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