have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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