3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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