Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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