So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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