the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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