i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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