Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wish you could order shots online.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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