Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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